LOVE IS LOST

[That's telling him ... ]

You're walking hand-in-hand with her.
You're doting, daft and drooling.
Can't you see, you stupid git
That you're the one she's fooling?
When she dumps you, as you dumped me
Don't ask me if I'm sorry.
My biggest hope, you mindless dope,
Is - you're hit by a lorry.

You borrow money now from her:
You used to borrow mine.
I settled for a can of coke -
She makes you buy her wine.
The bar where you and I would go -
You go there now with her.
I'll find your drinks and spit in them,
You vile, faithless cur.

You can't ride back from that race track
On your loud, stinking Honda.
I've put sugar in your tank -
Will walking make her fonder?
She crashed past at the disco
So fat, the strobe lights rippled:
She's got no beat, two great flat feet -
I hope she leaves you crippled.

And do you play with her the games
I helped you learn with me?
Well, when you go to bed with her
I'll bet she'll charge a fee.
If we should ever come to grips,
I'll de-stud your right earlobe,
And superglue your hateful zips,
You dire, unfaithful microbe.

She's dull and slow, she's got B.O.,
And have you smelled her cooking?
Perhaps I'm not be the greatest, but
I'm clean, and better looking.
So I will sit no more at home
And think of her and you,
And I'll be damned if I'll admit
I love you - though I do.

I know you won't come back to me,
And all I've got is dreaming.
So I will turn my life about,
Or else I'll sit here, screaming.
I'll hate you both - I swear I will,
You and your poxy lover,
Then put my nose-stud in again,
Go out, and find another!
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